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Gifts to My Misker's Den Friends |
Halloween
It was a cold and windy night
When I heard a little cry
Coming from an alley way
And I had to see just why.
I saw a tiny kitten
As black as she could be
With just a little orange spot
So I named her Halloween.
I put her in my pocket
To try to keep her warm
I could tell that she'd been out there
Just weathering the storm.
I nursed her and I cared for her
And she grew up like a queen
She took the whole house over ...
Anything for Halloween.
She has her catnip toys around
And a bed of fancy lace
She has such pretty golden eyes
And a sweet look on her face.
She always sleeps right next to me
Yeah, we make quite a team
And now she owns the family ...
Anything for Halloween.
Now when witches fly upon their brooms
And ghosts come out and scream
As we hand out the treats, I say,
"Here's to Halloween!"
~ E. V. Hall ~
TRICK OR TREATING WITH THE ZODIAC
Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the neighborhood once,
changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer stays at home and gives candy to
the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo plans their costume for months, then
won't go out because someone
else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells
everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in front of the closet
trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to wander
to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of all the houses
that give good candy and the
optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds their costume out of spare
flashlights and spends all night
tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces skips the whole thing to compose
poetry to the Moon.
